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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Man called in bomb threat after missing flight at Detroit Metro Airport, feds say - The Detroit News

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This Genetic ‘Trick’ Helped the Black Death Linger for Centuries - Gizmodo

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

It sounds like WWE has an explosive angle planned for SmackDown - Cageside Seats

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Jaw-Dropping Explosions on The Sun Captured in First NASA PUNCH Images - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

What actor accepted a film expecting to go unnoticed, only to find himself at the forefront of a gigantic success that transformed his career?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Meta Stock Hits Three-Month High After AI Ad Automation Report; Advertising Stocks Fall - Investor's Business Daily

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?