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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:37

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Man called in bomb threat after missing flight at Detroit Metro Airport, feds say - The Detroit News
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This Genetic ‘Trick’ Helped the Black Death Linger for Centuries - Gizmodo
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
It sounds like WWE has an explosive angle planned for SmackDown - Cageside Seats
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Jaw-Dropping Explosions on The Sun Captured in First NASA PUNCH Images - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
—
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?